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April 7

Only the most sexiest, loud, energetic, and awesome people are born on this date. (can be caught dancing out of nowhere)
Wow, She’s so sexy I bet she was born on April 7th!
by sexy girl 08 August 18, 2021
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April 2nd

On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not
Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”

Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”

Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”
by Some dude bro March 30, 2023
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April 1'st

Person 1: Have you kissed your girlfriend yet?

Person 2: No- why?
Person 1: Its National Kiss Your Girlfriend Day!

( Kiss Her its April 1'st )
by Nsjiw zga March 31, 2022
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13 april

The International DM Your Tits to your favorite Twitter guy.

On this day, you are allowed to dm your tits to your favorite guy on Twitter. Enjoy it guys
Girl 1: Oh shit it’s 13 April. I don’t know what picture should i send.

Girl 2: send for what?

Girl: For the International DM Your Tits Day!!
by Better Call Chevi August 2, 2021
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April 29th

National cuddle a bear contented.

National cuddle a bear day tis be thine day whenith thou have to find a bearith, get butt ass naked and cuddle thine bear to your hearts contenten.
Bro 1: "Hey dude you know what day it is, right?"
Bro 2: "Monday?"
Bro 1: "Nah man its April 29th national cuddle a bear naked day!"
Bro 2: "I know just the guy...."
by Digbars_leftovers. April 28, 2024
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April 28

April 28th is fuck your girl like a slut day. So, when you see her on this day, you know what to do!
Guy: hey bro did you hear its april 28 today and the meaning of it

Other guy: yeah dude im going to my girls house today and fucking the shit out of her!

Guy: good for you bro
by hevebj April 27, 2024
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April 16

When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born
Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass

Dumb blonde: fuck you.
by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020
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