American pied

When a male or female gets caught masturbating by their other half
When my girlfriend wasn't expecting me to come home so early I American pied her.
by Darrajrekab January 18, 2024
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Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.
A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.
by zachzach August 30, 2006
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American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn
Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower
by Wolvesgottalong September 10, 2021
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British American

A word that Americans use to describe people living in The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.
American: "Oh cool, so you're British American."

British Person: "smh, you're taking a piss bruv."
by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024
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americanizer

A foreign person who glorifies and promotes American culture, glamorizing the society and way of living .
That man is an Americanizer because he loves the country and culture and wants to live by their laws, he daydreams nonstop about the luxurious lifestyle in America .
by Secular Sinner April 10, 2016
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The Native American Pawner Challenge (N.A.P. Challenge) is when a Young Adult 18-24 (Must be Unemployed) pawns their most prized possession (Jewelry or item with a value of $200+) and spends all of the money on Marijuana, having only 24 Hours to smoke all of the weed (Can only use a Ceremonial/Peace pipe) and gather enough money to buy the Pawned item back. The Challenge ends when the item is in the player’s hand, and the time is marked.

Rules include:

- No borrowing money to repay the Pawn Shop

- After 24 hours, the item shall not be bought back

- If the Pawn Shop is closed for any particular reason, and you are not able to grab your item, the challenge is lost.

- Must be high for the entire 24/25 Hours

- Must choose one person to get high with (Wing Man), and one person to help you get to where you need to go during the challenge (Chauffeur).

-If the player smokes with an authentic peace pipe (Peace Journey) and/or get’s their dog/cat high and brings them along for the journey (Loyal Companion Journey), they will gain a 60 minute extension to the Challenge.

If the player completes the challenge authentically, They will be given a medal (chosen and bought by the Wingman and Chauffeur) and a picture of the crew (may be taken after or before the challenge is complete).

If the Player completes the challenge, after Completing the Peace Journey OR The Loyal Companion Journey, their peace pipe will be decorated, or their pet of choosing will gain a metal.
After Kennith (WingMan) and Trevor (Chauffeur) helped me pick up Phoenix (Cat) from my home, I was glad to know that I had an extra 60 minutes to complete the NATIVE AMERICAN PAWNER CHALLENGE and get back to the pawn shop after I make my money.

My cat handled his weed better than the Wingman.
by Phoenix Ludwig November 05, 2020
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American Brick

A act of going to Vietnam to burn down a jungle take the ashes left over from the burning. Then bringing it back to the continental US to grind down and make bricks to then sell back to the country. Other countries have been used in the misty burning and devastated countries.
Holy shit Jared there are billions of dollars worth of American Bricks in this warehouse. Yes I know Jim we have a new shipment going to Iran next month.
by Make hawk November 14, 2019
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