April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market

The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 25th

National poo smearing day

Jonathan“hey man wanna come smear some poo on that retarded kid”

Ethan“why would we do that”
Jonathan“because it’s April 25th”

by Johnpoohandler34 June 12, 2025

2nd of April

2nd of April is national straight guys kiss a boy day. A day where all straight guys can kiss men without it being classed as 'gay'.

"Hey! Dude, it's 2nd of April" "so?" "So that means we can kiss without it being gay!!"

by anonymous April 1, 2024

April 2

National Ella Day

Person 1: What days today?
Person 2: Are you joking? It’s April 2nd, A.K.A National Ella Day, how could you forget?

by Chumbo1003 April 2, 2024

April 5

National not doing a homework day

For students april 5 will be probably your best day in april

by Nationaldays4u April 2, 2024

April 4th

April 4th is national boys say yes to girls day

“Oh it’s April 4th I can’t say no to my girlfriend”

by yomanfav April 2, 2024

April 2nd

Prank someone again after Aprils fools. Make it even worse

On April 2nd prank someone worse than you did the day before

by Thesmartdone April 3, 2024