bon-the-fuck-jour

"what the fuck is up" in french

(if u arent obsessed with gerard way and frank iero whats wrong with u)

Gee: "What the fuck is up" in french is:
Frank: bon-the-fuck-jour
Gee: it is isn't it?
Frank: *little nod* yea
Gee: It Is Now.

bon-the-fuck-jour by My dogs are cute! September 17, 2022

dwane the raqi johashem 

the rocks long lost son and reborn in the underworld raised by Osama bin laden, for hid contributions raqi johashem become a world wide star not knowing his origins.

dwane the raqi johashem is the besttt

dwane the raqi johashem by brebabbabab January 18, 2023

what is the best joke 

That’s up to you. If you make someone happy that’s all that matters!

What is the best joke?

Nock Nock...

what is the best joke by bdoodle_akina November 14, 2019

Pissing In The Orange Juice

A fun prank to play on your mates who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.

Joe Nana: Oi stop pissing in the orange juice!
Chris Peacock: Stop drinking it then!

Pissing In The Orange Juice by Your Mum's Nuts September 5, 2021

I'm the Lebron James of 

When you take unilateral credit for the work from a group of supremely talented individuals.

Or be absolved of blame for subpar results from a group of supremely talented individuals.

Boss: Hey this group report was amazing!
Joe: Of course, i'm the Lebron James of reports.

Boss: Hey this group report was not what you told me it was gonna be.

Cliff: Don't look at me, I'm the Lebron James of reports.

I'm the Lebron James of by SBRpod March 29, 2023

The Dirty Jameson 

Dancing in the lawnchair and then proceeding to reach around and finger the girl recieving sticky fingers

Fonz gave that girl the dirty jameson last night and still called her in the morning WTF?!

The Dirty Jameson by tissimus butz October 31, 2009

The Stunned Jellyfish 

When you stick a tazer up a girls vagina (as you would a dildo) then she is in a dormant state and you fulfill your sexual needs such as boning her as you both slide down the stairs on a sled or as you make another girl have sex with her. This all happens all while she eats her favorite marshmallow.

I completely got her in a the stunned jellyfish.

The Stunned Jellyfish by TheStunnedJelly January 26, 2011