An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.
“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”
by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023
Get the faberge eggmug. When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.
Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?
by Pyyr August 28, 2022
Get the lint roll your deviled eggsmug. by hee lb November 15, 2021
Get the Eggsmug. by gltichtr4p April 28, 2022
Get the Eggmug. by the titty ytickler February 22, 2021
Get the turtle eggsmug. Meal consisting of 5 scotch eggs cut in half and covered in masala sauce, served with a naan bread and/or chips (fries). Popularised by the b3ta newsletter in 2005, where it briefly became a viral meme.
Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.
Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.
by Scatman Dan April 13, 2018
Get the birmingham eggmug. by yeeterino October 11, 2021
Get the Eggmug.