Jump-rape

The act of being raped by method of Jumping as seen in Jumper (2008)

Man, your ass must hurt, I didn't see anyone though. Did you just get jump-raped?

by the real Wesley Willis October 22, 2008

British Rape

Dominating, Amazing, Fast, Strong Intelligent, Caring, Monstrous, beautiful, funny accent, tea drinker, and non American but white English men, or better know as Micheal the Count Bisping

Jorge Rivera lost to Micheal Bisping because of British rape on behalf of Bisping.

British Rape is Dominating the Middle weight division in the UFC

by Miley Cyrus 2.0 March 7, 2011

jewish ass rape

A situation that occurs when you are winning at Super Mario Kart and then suddenly find yourself in last place.

"Dude, I just totally got jewish ass raped by luigi and his red shell!"

by koopa1 November 2, 2006

Patuatory Rape

One who try's to get with older girls, while being underage and that girl being overage.

He just tried to commit patuatory rape when he grabbed her boob.

by Coduscrusarius November 9, 2009

Song Rape

when after singing/hearing a song in the wrong key/notes you can never hear the song without hearing the tone deaf version you've become accustomed to.

Friend after turning radio on I hate this song. Its awful.
You: this song is great!
Friend: It was, all until Jessica song raped me with it.

by Emilahdachibi August 26, 2010

Score Rape

When someone reveals the score of a sporting event without making sure no one is avoiding the news for the purpose of watching the game at a later date.

Guy 1: I've avoided the internet all day so I wouldn't know the score of the World Cup game.

(Guy 2 walks in)

Guy 2: Can you believe that USA tied England 1-1 today?

Guy 1: Don't score rape me like that, I recorded it so I could watch it tonight.

by Hurricane7410 June 26, 2010

Heat rape

Thr fourth and less known stage of heat related illness. Commonly occuring in the desert climate such as Iraq or Afghanistan. Heat rape is the step after heat stroke when your pretty much screwed. Common causes include, lack of water, lack of shade, and lack of sex contrary to popular belief. The only known cause is to stabalize a country so you can go home.

"I was guarding the gate when all of the sudden, heat rape struck, and now I'm screwed.

by Irishegan April 21, 2009