Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

by Jaetel the G February 18, 2019

Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry”
by Cousin noncer December 5, 2017

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018

After a particularly uninspiring performance by my girlfriend in bed last night, I gave her a good ole socket punch right in the babymaker!
by MikeyG23 September 16, 2020

When a person punches the schpinter and pierces the anus, the receivers anus swallowing through fist completely.
by Thunderroad75 May 9, 2024

by xyko1 February 9, 2021
