Chrisco punch

When you punch someone in the butthole or someone punches you in the butthole

Excuse me fine sir but may I chrisco punch you

by James Swindell October 23, 2024

Whale Punch

Whale Punch  /pʌntʃ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
wha-ale puhn-ch Show IPA

Use whale punch in a Sentence
–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.

–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.

5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.

6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.

Twenty-Finger Timmy: "Listen Flap, If you dont shut your back alley hooker mouth, I'm going to Whale punch you in your mouth."

Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."

by WhalePunch27 July 21, 2009

Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

Velvet Punch

A term used to describe a betrayal by someone or something considered to be virtuous and then is shown to be the opposite. It leads to a feeling of great unease by a soft movement, like a punch from a velvet boxing glove

“I was watching this comedy and all of a sudden it became serious. It was a real velvet punch”

by Hugh Wards May 17, 2020

Five Finger Death Punch

When you put four fingers in a woman’s pussy and your thumb up her ass.

I sent her straight to nirvana with that five finger death punch.

by PicPickle June 25, 2022

Delaware Punch

named for the Delaware grape cultivar from which its flavor is derived. The grape was first grown in Delaware County, Ohio, and the drink therefore has no affiliation with the state of Delaware.

Delaware Punch was created by Thomas E. Lyons in 1913. The brand is currently owned by The Coca-Cola Company, but has been discontinued.

by SPrice1980 February 13, 2023

Punching Dick

The act of fucking a bitch so hard it feel like she getting beat out.

Man last night I was punching dick she was screaming for it.

by bigboinword September 5, 2023