Poo Juicer

Noun colloquial ~ A person or individual who like the appliance (A juicer) spews forth and unending barrage of pulp consisting of useless, mind boggling excrement sufficient enough to render the recipient/victim unconscious.

Primary use - Insult " You f**king Poo Juicer! ".

In conversation - " He was a right f**king Poo Juicer ".

Statement /declaration - " I'm a f**king Poo Juicer ".

by Elrond The Jedi Vulcan Of Zuul August 29, 2016

Poo Porn

An act which where a variety of multiple or few participants, either of the same gender or opposite sex can take part in. The recieveing participant can be in various positions waiting for the user to go number 2 not knowing what type of sensation awaits on the part of the body where the poo has been placed by the user. Like a penis it comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours.

Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"

Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.

Clint- "You're fucking gross man"

by Kent no January 4, 2020

Mid-poo entertainment

A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating

While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment

by Default name November 21, 2009

Stinky Poo Butt

The most degrading, shameful, demeaning insult a 5 year old could call you on a school playground

"A child called me a Stinky Poo Butt, and I've been crying for weeks"

by Nothingness is in my brain March 21, 2023

poo

a bomb that is dropped off of most passenger planes. The are deadlier than nukes.

Dave got hit by some poo that was dropped off of a boeing 747, and now he's in the ICU in the hospital.

by MrPhoton August 23, 2018

Chrissy poo bear

A handsome stud who gets all the women in the school

That Korean man is such a Chrissy poo bear

by mcchrissc March 15, 2023

poo tendencies

Your shit preference. All encompassing. If you like to fart every morning at six a.m. good for you. If you shart during sex also good for you. Those are your poo tendencies and you should be aware of them. It helps your partner.

One of Jody's poo tendencies is that she always poops at 6 am.

Jacob only shits at home, its a poo tendency of his.

by dreuxtwo February 28, 2024