Shitty Titty

When you take a big dump on your girlfriends chest and then proceed to squish it in between her tits.

I gave my girlfriend the shitty titty last night, it was messy.

by Mortariontyphus April 27, 2019

titty restrainer

Another word for bra, used by hot girls only.

"Hey dude, I have to use the bathroom to put on my titty restrainer."
"Aight dude, it's on the left."

by kaykayevens October 16, 2021

Titty rain

ridiculous and succulent nipple and breast shaped heavy rain.

John: Did you go outside during this storm?

Steve: Yeah, bomb titty rain coming down.

by llovodoji March 13, 2011

Titties

Something that most girls don't have but they claim to have them

A girl named Emily: Omg I have 1cm titties I'm thicc as hell
Everyone else: STFU NO ONE CARES

by ;oEWRHIO;QAWHIRF4P;Q32RHY February 13, 2021

Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.

by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025

Guy Titties

The male version of the females plip plipps. (Plipp plipps meaning nipp nipps). They can often be moved if one makes use of the pectorial muscles, or otherwise can be sucked for enjoyment if they do not contain harmful microbes, which is why its helpful to wash your Guy Titties before the sucking commences, or the pectorial movement spectacle commences.

1: Yo, look at my guy titties!
2: man, you call those guy titties?! they look more like a girls'!
1: exactly.
2: ohh, i get it... ;)

by Informative Professor Gumby September 27, 2023

titties

The big badonkadonks on a womans breast where milk cums out of

mommy you have big titties

by Thatguythathatesshazza August 23, 2022