playing the dinosaur game

When someone is “playing the dinosaur game”, it means they don’t have internet connection/service.

“Can you text Davey for me real quick?”

“Sorry, I can’t, I’m playing the dinosaur game.”

by starstruck_x May 18, 2024

play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.

Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?

by burlybiker April 24, 2022

Victim Playing

Form of gaslighting where someone acts like the victim after wronging you. For instance, if someone ends up saying you're harassing them saying "you're sensitive" or "grow up". This form of manipulation causes a lot of damage in relationships and leads people to feel they are the "issue" after all. This behavior has been seen by entitled people mainly "Karen's" and "Chad's". In the end people who victim play do not take responsibility for initiating an issue and end up making you out to be the issue. They will commonly say things like "yes, but everyone is using skull emojis", etc. They have serious issues accepting responsibility for their actions of any sorts in society. They often call the police on people when they feel wronged or end up calling for "backup".

I punched you because everyone is mean. This is an example of victim playing.

by BoringCompany January 16, 2025

Dollhouse Play

When one makes and places little handmade figurines of people one is attracted to sexually in a tiny house, then thrusts ones penis though the tiny door and nut all over their tiny faces.

My friend told me he went home with a date the other day and she was mega into dollhouse play and made him shove his dick through a tiny window.

Yo did some dollhouse play the other day, got a splinter in my junk because the tiny door was made cheaply.

by Dollhousefiend December 2, 2024

No Play Action

Another way for saying "for real" or "not kidding" Opposite of play action which is a notorious fake play in American footbal

Mark: Dude Lisa is so hot
David: I'd eat her out, no play action

by Bob2Stoned November 27, 2025

wanna play smth?

wanna play smth is another way to asking someone to play

Person 1: wanna play smth?
Person 2: Sure, *SHITS AGGRESSIVELY*

by Le Maxie Pizza Men July 30, 2022

breath transfer sex play

When you deliberately don't brush your teeth for a couple of days

Then as you undress the female, you mouth breath in front of her nose, letting the stink be inhaled through her lungs

Then you demand her to masturbate, to finger herself

There is no escape from your breath, if she tries to escape, you pin her down

also, you start fapping in front of her (optional, but would feel better), when you force her into submission

breath transfer sex play, when ordinary stale sterile sex gets too old

by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025