When someone beats another person to the point of unconsciousness, usually in reference to a fist fight such as those seen in viral videos
Did you see the video of that old man who got harassed by some punk teenagers? He got fed up and started handing out naps.
by IntellectualRapist November 16, 2016
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by toiletmuncher February 15, 2009
Get the daisy hand mug.Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed onanism or colloquially: ‘throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.
“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”
“Nothing”
“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”
“Nothing”
“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”
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usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.
usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.
by Jarom Ikari March 7, 2004
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Nasty! I just gave myself a Kentucky Blow Job! Oh well....might as well just finish it off and give myself a Kentucky Hand Job.
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