Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.

Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.

by Rebel1269 December 11, 2015

Courtney's law

Law of not wearing outside clothes in bed. Only pyjamas and underwear are allow in bed.

Uh uh no. Courtney's law, No outdoor clothes in my bed. Take your clothes off before you get in bed.

by Sleeping giant March 16, 2023

1. The child-in-law of one's parent's sibling.
2. The child of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

My first cousin-in-law is a educated person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

My first-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 26, 2021

Being told "No" or limiting rights because you don't like the idea or outcome.

Wrong, wrong, you're not right because I say so...

Trump's Law states I can do what I want because I'm always right, but not always, I always win tho...

by ReVo5000 June 24, 2020

for every action you do, there is a tweet of yourself highlighting your hypocrisy.

Trump's law

>Dude, trump hired another globalist.

> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?

>Yeah he tweeted that.

by juasjuasie June 3, 2017