Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017

Jake

Jake is a sweet man/boy who is usually shy and won’t say hi first. Though he may be shy he is a really passionate, kind, and really funny. He likes being talked to and will ask you how you are. Jake has really good style and really cute hair that will make you wanna run your fingers through it!!! In all Jake is someone to keep around. And he’s a total cutie😉

Boy “Oh hey it’s Jake!”
Girl “omg tell him I said he’s cute”
Boy 2 “he’s so funny”

by :)yeahimcool February 10, 2021

Jaking

To attempt to repair something and break it further.

I asked someone to fix my sink but they are jaking it.

by Meangirl667 November 16, 2022

Jake Paul

Really not as bad as people like to think

We r all now fans of Jake Paul, thanks a lot Shane

by Queen Hadassah November 27, 2018

Jake friedman

A very annoying ginger kid with no friends

Kid 1: Yo lets chill and go golfing in the morning before I go get some really crappy looking shoes and a miami heat shirt to match my hair

Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman

by Brandon Morrison August 6, 2011

Jake

An Absolute Dale

Jake is such a dale when he lays those bricks.

by snatebait August 8, 2022

Jake the Steak

Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.

"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"

by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021