Hair monkey

A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."

"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"

by DidgeDrone November 5, 2023

Hair Coach

Treats you like family, a friend but also like a personal trainer, helps you stay consistent, tracks the progress of your treatment.

I love how my hair coach follows up with me regularly!

by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021

your hair looks fun

This means that they want to pull your hair in a sexual way.

“Damn. Your hair looks fun…”

by Rangafuck June 4, 2023

Pineapple Hair

In the new building bikini bottom video (sponge bob) by Anix, the weird hair on pineapples has finally been told to us!

I tried the pineapple hair on a pineapple, it tastes AMAZING.

by Xxsunflower_luvxX June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

pineapple hairs are the hairs on top of a pineapple, which my remind some of a spiky Mohawk or crown. The inventor of this word (A mix) also famously invented Bachook

My mouth is swelling because I ate the pineapple hairs please call 911 thank you

by mouse rat fan June 16, 2020

Gaming hair

The hair a person as after using a Gaming Headset and taking them off - resulting in a visible line of where the headset was placed.

Did you see John's Gaming hair? - Yeah it's pretty damn funny.

by GamerAtHeart April 9, 2023

hair ankle

The part of your hair that reaches past the point of negative infinity and then turns in to the level of the wooly mammoth.

Did you see that hair ankle

by Grae byrd October 20, 2013