"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."
by Sparky1992 May 09, 2025
When two shitfaced drunken redneck men battle it out in a cheap motel room. The winner gets to nail the drunken slut who’s watching the fight. The rednecks must wear the required moose antlers attached to football helmets so that they will lock in battle!
Well, that “Antler Dance” over to the “No Tell Motel” last night ended up with those two rednecks getting their antlers horribly tangled up so 911 had to be called! The antlers had to be sawed off at the hospital and both men suffered severe whiplash!
by Prizzin gard December 03, 2017
a wondiperous mode of showing off agility and finesse, while also clearing the pit of those moshing fag metal heads = usually done to a breakdown, with a group of friends, or a 2step. an extremely demanding form of movement requiring balance, dexterity and strength. people who do not like it are those who have
A) been raped by a hardcore dancer,
B) been kicked in the face / embarassed in front of his girlfriend,
or
C) tried to do it but been ridiculed for being too fat while wearing a pantera/metallica shirt, then falcon kicked in their fat faces.
D) been too scared to go in a mosh pit since their stupid asses were kicked by a hardcore kid.
FUCK MOSHING.
such moves include the windmill, 2step, the Angry Kitty, back-kick, donkey-kick (hella hard)
A) been raped by a hardcore dancer,
B) been kicked in the face / embarassed in front of his girlfriend,
or
C) tried to do it but been ridiculed for being too fat while wearing a pantera/metallica shirt, then falcon kicked in their fat faces.
D) been too scared to go in a mosh pit since their stupid asses were kicked by a hardcore kid.
FUCK MOSHING.
such moves include the windmill, 2step, the Angry Kitty, back-kick, donkey-kick (hella hard)
Mosher
FUCK HARDCORE DANCING!
hxC dude
*falcon kick to the face, make out with said moshers girlfriend*
HxC dude
FAGGG
FUCK HARDCORE DANCING!
hxC dude
*falcon kick to the face, make out with said moshers girlfriend*
HxC dude
FAGGG
by yadaddyho May 21, 2011
To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident
synonym : being led astray
synonym : being led astray
Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs
my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate
my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate
by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021
I have been working as a dancer in the club industry for over 11 years. I am dancing royalty!
I am well known for my performance and dance skills. People call me dancing royalty.
I am well known for my performance and dance skills. People call me dancing royalty.
by LingDanc803 February 27, 2023
A, typically Sunday, afternoon dance comprised of gay and queer people. Tea Dances began in the 1950's when same sex dancing was illegal and blossomed in the latr-60's throughout the 1970's. Tea Dances would often serve 'low-tea', Hors d'oeuvres and drinks (including liquor and beer), and create a cruising atmosphere for attendees to connect with one another.
by steph7011 May 11, 2025
by Granny Apple 33 January 22, 2021