Christianity 

Well, she's doing it because she can see that if we don't affirm the Christian's moral supremacy they will hold their breath like a petulant 5 year old. They flat out refuse to cooperate with people who won't.

Hym "If Christianity is TRUE. Then going extinct immediately... Literally solves all of our problems... Forever... Everyone lives forever... And everyone gets what they deserve... Therefore... Blow up the planet... And stop wasting everyone's time."

Christianity by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

christian funk 

A retarded dyke monkey boy

"Christian Funk is my bestfriend <33"

christian funk by fortnitekingun November 28, 2023

Christian Effect 

The ability of any actor playing Christian in Moulin Rouge to instantly become one of the hottest men to ever exist.

"Man, that guy who sang Tango De Roxanne is so hot."
"Yep, must be the Christian Effect."

Christian Effect by jaccdoesstuff December 6, 2023

Christina

Christina is the type of person who welcomes you into her life with open arms and heart. She hears her friend's worries and comforts them in their time of need and has them feel heard. A Christina is can be one of the most creative minds you will come across. Writing, painting, whatever the medium is, Christina will create a conversation with her work and inspire others to be creative as well. However, a Christina may smell like rotten pickle tuna and may be in a relationship with Draco Malfoy as arranged by her sisters.

I smell a dirty pickle tuna, it must be a Christina.

Christina by snufflypie December 9, 2023

Christian

He loves music, He's always my favorite person from the group chat to be around, He likes the best music

Friend of mine and his: When are you going to tell Christian you like him
Me: I dont know everyone thinks hes too old for me (three years) and its not that I dont agree its just that I cant get him off my mind he is so nice and he loves the same music as me and we relate to eachother and have so many things in common but im just scared it will ruin the friendship we already have if he rejects me....

Christian by Paper Bi-otch December 17, 2023

Christian Nationalists

Oh no! 😱 They're going to make the gays NOT DO the thing the women are making ME not do... Whatever will we do!?

Hym "Oh no! The Christian Nationalists are coming to make women occasionally take a 9 month break from fucking all the fat-cocks instead of me! Whatever will we do!?"

Christian Nationalists by Hym Iam December 27, 2023

Christian baby 

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)

P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby

Christian baby by Gummy34 January 5, 2024