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Cunt Faggington

Someone who is just a major cunt but you want to add a little more salt to the wound by also calling them a faggotand also making it sound condescending.
Wow isn't Jake being a major Cunt Faggington today?
by TheJrod543 May 19, 2018
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cunting yourself

Is the act of shoving your own fingers up your anal cavity
“Gee I had a good last night
“Were you cunting yourself?”
Of course
by Berneyyyyyyyyyy May 19, 2018
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Moist Cunt

1-Malibu

1-vodka
1/2 - peach Schnapps
1- OJ
1/2 Cran
1/4 - sour
1/4 sprite
Whipped cream
Attribution: Andrew, Sandy, Jason, Brandon, Tess, Yvette, Ryan @ JimmyGs in Carson City
by drewvinci November 15, 2019
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Buckled Cunt

Noun.

When one consumes so many narcotics, subsequently displaying an illogical approach to every aspect of their lives within its entirety
Stop calling drug dealers at 6am you fuckn buckled cunt
by Regretamine March 22, 2019
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cunt yourself

/kʌnt jɔ ˈsɛlf,jʊəˈsɛlf,jəˈsɛlf/

Verb-

The act of tearing your dick in half, becoming a female then having a phallus penetrate the torn Urethra.
Hey Nathen, go cunt yourself faggot.
by MostBroken April 12, 2019
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Cunt Trophy

The offspring of an individual who believes they should receive special treatment in recognition for reproducing.
No, you and your cunt trophy can't take my seat on the train.

Stop blocking the footpath with with your cunt trophie's pram
by TJimmy March 12, 2019
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Slimy Cunt

A person that annoys one, to a state where they become mentally incapable.

AND/OR

A liar or turncoat, who even when caught talks and squeals shit. This is often a defence mechanism.

The word is said to comfrom the greek word "slamihunt" used to describe Achilles when he got an arrow to his ankle, due to him dying and being a bitch.
1.
"woah, you just changed teams in cod what a slimy cunt."

2.
***hits head on door***
"Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt Slimy Cunt"
***Whilst others laugh, and blood pours out***
by VVVTentical April 29, 2019
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