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…Fuck you.
…Fuck you.
by Delete this account now September 19, 2023

by 459395 March 16, 2022

Also known as CPT, is the mean time at which coloured people arrive to events they said they would attend at standard time. This time zone is variable on how coloured the person actually is - the darker the more the delay.
CPT delays usually run from 15 minutes to 1h30m
CPT delays usually run from 15 minutes to 1h30m
by DarkskinLite February 25, 2024

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.
by Squrl November 15, 2023

by xcon_ban on ROBLOX March 21, 2025

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A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-
Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 23, 2022

Person 1: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
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Person 2: what the fuc-
by I need e kittens March 16, 2023
