barrel of tom

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Roll roll the barrel, roll the barrel of Tom

by TomTheBarrel June 8, 2018

Tom

Tom is the hottest boy in the world. He has brown fluffy hair and curtain bangs that are flawless 24/7. He smells fresh and irresistible. As he confidently walks with his long tan legs that aren't too hairy, a mesmerizing scent follows him. When he walks into a room, everyone's head turns to see his sparkling cinnamon eyes, his hand running through his soft fluffy hair and experience the scent. He has the best music taste that consists of Travis Scott, XXXTENTACION, Tyler the Creator, Drake, Frank Ocean, and Eminem. His brother also has great music taste and a likeable personality. Tom plays volleyball and is athletic. Overall, Tom is an amazing friend and boyfriend, you should keep him in your life.

"hey are you free today"
"nah, im busy."
"why"

"meeting Tom in his bedroom tonight"
"OooOOooO"
😏🫦💋🥵🌶️🔥🍆

by Tallana Gray April 1, 2024

Tom

Tom the Taurus is a bit of a puzzle piece that is harder to crack than the DaVinci Code. Just when you think you have him figured out, he unveils a little bit of Jekyll mixed with the mood and agenda for the day. He will always be 10 steps ahead of you, leaving u jumping from one foot to the next while your head is spinning. He may love you, he may not. Don’t try to figure it out because you will know what he wants you to know and everything else is classified

If you ever want to work for Central intelligence, make sure you get the handbook written by Tom.

by Kalinetarget1976 July 1, 2022

Dom Tom

Noun - A dominant masculine gay man that is lusted after by fems.

"Gurk, I'm looing for a real man. A Dom Tom mf."

by MackB-X_13 January 2, 2025

Tom Kinsella

Well known Atlanta transplant whom is active on the Gay Club scene. Setting trends and making it ok to come out of the closet for other men.

Tom Kinsella makes it feel ok to like men.

by Clarence10129 June 22, 2018

Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc May 14, 2011

tom lucette

nerdy strange space obsessed guy who may be gay.

you are so Tom Lucette.

by James A. Lovell, Jr. April 16, 2014