by MistyTheIrishProstitute February 21, 2011
Get the Meat Poncho mug.The precious pipe of pleasure skin between a man's legs, usually used for beating and fapping
Synonyms: penis, dick, willy, booner, boner
Synonyms: penis, dick, willy, booner, boner
John: "Hey, what were you up to last night? I kept hearing weird noises..."
Scott: "Oh... It was nothing. I was just beating my sweet meat."
John: "...Flex."
Scott: "Oh... It was nothing. I was just beating my sweet meat."
John: "...Flex."
by get_it July 29, 2019
Get the sweet meat mug.When a guy keeps multiple pictures of his genitals on his phone so when he meets a new girl he can immediately send her a sausage photo.
by Bose21 September 16, 2015
Get the Meat Locker mug.A contraption used for harnessing various amounts of retractable objects found from a certain kind of meat. Which is found from a plant located in a small area of ones imaganation. This imagination land is named meatland.
MEAT HARNESS-There is a type of plant called a wonder tree which gives off extremely high amounts of pharamones. These pharamones can increase a males sexual appatite. Which, in turn, can be used for harnessing ones meat!
by WONDER MEAT November 24, 2007
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Get the Meat Nugget mug.A leg kick to the extreme upper region of the human body (i.e. cranium).
It is noted that it takes on this resemblance in mid flight, looking like a whip made of meat with two large segments of bone to give it tinsel strength.
Also noted that a successful boney meat whip often cause such side effects in the receiver: concussion, fainting, temporal loss of all motor skills and headache.
It is noted that it takes on this resemblance in mid flight, looking like a whip made of meat with two large segments of bone to give it tinsel strength.
Also noted that a successful boney meat whip often cause such side effects in the receiver: concussion, fainting, temporal loss of all motor skills and headache.
"I don't know if he can get through that guard Mitch he... OMFG he boney meat whipped him through his guard and that is it ladies and gentlemen. That man is going home tonight."
"Man in all my years Bob I will never grow tired of watching one man boney meat whip another grown ass man into the hellish world of technical knockout."
"Indeed Mitch, well that was an excellent KO to leave our audience with, make sure to tune in tomorrow as the mangler goes up against Jake "the jackhammer" Neilson."
BOTH-"Goodnight everyone."
"Man in all my years Bob I will never grow tired of watching one man boney meat whip another grown ass man into the hellish world of technical knockout."
"Indeed Mitch, well that was an excellent KO to leave our audience with, make sure to tune in tomorrow as the mangler goes up against Jake "the jackhammer" Neilson."
BOTH-"Goodnight everyone."
by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011
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