New Buff Squad

In simple terms, this is the baddest and most feared group in Michigan. These are the kids your parents warned you about. You know the boys, they always have Rona’s on deck. This group is tight, no half-send bullshit. The boys are fearless and the bitches are bad. When they are on the lake, you can hear their speakers bumping and banging from miles away. A normal day for them consists of wakeboarding, surfing, and non-stop boozing. These kids make the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer look like a 9 year olds birthday party.

“Yo, is that the New Buff Squad up ahead?”
“Yeah, it is.”
“Fuck, we better get outta here”

by New Buff Squad June 7, 2018

what the fuck news

news that makes you just want to say "what the fuck" after it.

Susan- Hey, did you hear about the roofie rapist on the loose?

Cynthia- No! What the fuck!

Susan- I know isn't that crazy?!
Cynthia- That is some serious what the fuck news.

by BEEPOSEY July 29, 2009

New Years Resolutionaries

A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.

I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries

by fightthepower January 5, 2010

New Smyrna Beach

Several times this has been voted Florida's Best Beach because of it's calm beaches, white hard packed sand perfect for relaxing and sun bathing. Located in Volusia county Florida, one of the few beaches you can still drive on.

We're going to the beach this weekend!
What beach?
New Smyrna Beach, wanna come?
HELL YEAH, NSB is awesome!!

by JessNSB March 23, 2011

New England Region

Located in the Northeastern corner of the country. Most beautiful area in the United States. Short drive to the city, beach and mountains. You can actually see and feel all 4 seasons. People in this region are well educated and have well paid jobs. They have the best schools in the nation and are filled with preppy men and women. Most people in this area are die-hard Red Sox fans, while also being home to the Patriots, Celtics and Bruins.

"Wow your from the New England Region? Your so lucky!"

by New Hampshire November 18, 2007

New Jersey Napkin

A wife beater which, while at a barbecue, the wearer takes off and proceeds to use as a napkin in order to remove the excess barbecue sauce from his or her face. The wife beater can also be used to clean up other substances, such as whiskey, blood, urine, or raw meat juice.

"Wow, I would really look like a scum bag if I didn't have my New Jersey napkin to wipe all this shit off my face!"

by lesliex88 October 14, 2008

New Orleans Whammy

Involves two loads of jizz.

First, cum on the girl's neck so that a pearl necklace effect is achieved, much like Mardi Gras.

Secondly, cover her bedroom in cum and loot everything to give a Hurricane Katrina experience.

M1: So how did your date last night go?
M2: It ended with a New Orleans Whammy. Check out the Rolex I got while she was screaming her head off.

by VermilionLimit May 26, 2009