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Ben Story

A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.

These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."
by flyboy45 June 23, 2023
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Ben Matthews

Ben Matthews is a small ginger boy from jobs town and spends his days suckling on his toes (his favourite toes is the middle one) his favourite pass time is usually making out in with women in old buildings.
by buritobun089 August 19, 2018
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ben facciani

"Jawline that can cut diamonds" - Mary
Ben Facciani is hot.
by menne December 6, 2017
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Ben

hes a brit and likes asians :D
ben
by UnderscoreEngland October 11, 2020
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dirty ben

When you finger a man in his butt, and you put the rest on you other friend lips.
it was a good night last night, but he pulled a dirty ben.
by 😤anxiety March 15, 2024
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Ben

The young lady from lunch
“yo who’s that guy?” -hoe #1
“that’s not a guy! That’s Ben the young lady from lunch.” - hoe #2
by Small and stupid March 4, 2022
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ben adamson

by A god in bed 108 November 15, 2016
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