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Torturing The Pain Junkie 

(1) The act of frivolously trying to get under somebody skin but failing miserably
(2) Failing To Trigger A Person
(3) trying to hurt a person only to realize that you're more helping them than hurting them
Nancy Reagan's" Just Say No" campaign help to publicize and give free publicity
to drug dealers rather than discourage people from using drugs because before the campaign most people weren't using drugs from get go but it made the non drug users look "uncool" and "ostracized" it was like Torturing The Pain Junkie
Torturing The Pain Junkie by EmJayee November 10, 2018
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bon-the-fuck-jour

"what the fuck is up" in french

(if u arent obsessed with gerard way and frank iero whats wrong with u)
Gee: "What the fuck is up" in french is:
Frank: bon-the-fuck-jour
Gee: it is isn't it?
Frank: *little nod* yea
Gee: It Is Now.
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dwane the raqi johashem 

the rocks long lost son and reborn in the underworld raised by Osama bin laden, for hid contributions raqi johashem become a world wide star not knowing his origins.
dwane the raqi johashem is the besttt

what is the best joke 

That’s up to you. If you make someone happy that’s all that matters!
What is the best joke?

Nock Nock...

Pissing In The Orange Juice

A fun prank to play on your mates who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.
Joe Nana: Oi stop pissing in the orange juice!
Chris Peacock: Stop drinking it then!

I'm the Lebron James of 

When you take unilateral credit for the work from a group of supremely talented individuals.

Or be absolved of blame for subpar results from a group of supremely talented individuals.
Boss: Hey this group report was amazing!
Joe: Of course, i'm the Lebron James of reports.

Boss: Hey this group report was not what you told me it was gonna be.

Cliff: Don't look at me, I'm the Lebron James of reports.

The Dirty Jameson 

Dancing in the lawnchair and then proceeding to reach around and finger the girl recieving sticky fingers
Fonz gave that girl the dirty jameson last night and still called her in the morning WTF?!
The Dirty Jameson by tissimus butz October 31, 2009