When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.
Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."
by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 22, 2011

I am currently dating Whiplash Pants.
Sew Also: Yancey pants,
Addicted to Angela Lansbury Porn.
See: Shelby or Fat Baby.
Also, My Ass and my Love
Sew Also: Yancey pants,
Addicted to Angela Lansbury Porn.
See: Shelby or Fat Baby.
Also, My Ass and my Love
by Whiplash by Richard Jeff Yance March 28, 2022

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

Pants -
Definition 1- American word for trousers or any item of clothing worn on the legs.
Definition 2- British word for all types of underwear.
Definition 3- British slang for rubbish/trash in a ‘oh that’s annoying (pants) sense. This phrase is usually used by English children’s mothers which can usually get on their nerves.
Definition 1- American word for trousers or any item of clothing worn on the legs.
Definition 2- British word for all types of underwear.
Definition 3- British slang for rubbish/trash in a ‘oh that’s annoying (pants) sense. This phrase is usually used by English children’s mothers which can usually get on their nerves.
For example -
“He was wearing very brightly coloured pants which stood out from everyone else”.
“Her skirt was so short, everyone could see her stripy pants!”.
“Oh it’s a shame the school has closed for today! They blamed it on lack of food, that’s so pants”.
“He was wearing very brightly coloured pants which stood out from everyone else”.
“Her skirt was so short, everyone could see her stripy pants!”.
“Oh it’s a shame the school has closed for today! They blamed it on lack of food, that’s so pants”.
by BruvWatUSayin’? September 30, 2019

When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric
Sorry mate, I have to go home and change me trousers, Jordan just gave me a pant anal in the men’s bathroom
by Not some British bloke October 12, 2023

by Countrydoggystyle42 February 1, 2016

When someone says they lowkey orange cargo pants they are meaning they feels a sense of euphoria, pleasure and erotica
by Acesiion November 26, 2024
