The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.

Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

The numerical back smack: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The numerical back smack: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Atomic Number Engineering

The ultimate alchemy: directly editing an element's identity by changing the number of protons in its nucleus. This isn't just nuclear fusion or fission (smashing nuclei together or splitting them apart); it's the precise, surgical addition or removal of protons to transmute one element into another on demand. Lead into gold? Basic. Turning toxic waste into inert helium, or synthesizing stable, super-heavy elements unknown in nature? That's the goal. It requires staggering amounts of energy and control over the strong nuclear force, making it the pinnacle of material science—literally rewriting the periodic table to suit your needs.

*Example: "The waste cleanup used atomic number engineering. They ran the radioactive cesium-137 through a proton scrubber, yanking out protons one by one until it became stable, harmless platinum. The process cost a billion dollars in antimatter catalyzed energy, but hey, free jewelry."*

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Atomic Number Harnessing

The practice of exploiting the specific, defining proton count of an element to generate useful effects, rather than trying to change it. This focuses on the unique properties that come from a given atomic number: using uranium-92's fissionability for dense power, utilizing lead-82's density and radiation shielding, or leveraging the catalytic properties of platinum-78. It’s about selecting the perfect elemental "tool" from nature's toolbox and applying it with extreme precision, often in contexts where isotopic purity or specific electron configurations (stemming from proton count) are critical.

*Example: "Their stealth hull isn't a composite; it's atomic number harnessing. They plate it in einsteinium-99. Its insane proton count creates a chaotic electron cloud that scatters sensor beams into nonsense noise. It's also mildly radioactive, so... don't lick the spaceship."*

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Atomic Number Engineering

The practice of designing and creating materials by manipulating atomic nuclei—changing one element into another, creating new elements, or precisely controlling isotopic composition. Atomic number engineering is alchemy made scientific: instead of turning lead into gold (possible but not worth the energy), modern practitioners create elements that don't exist in nature, produce isotopes for medicine and industry, and dream of one day assembling materials atom by atom, nucleus by nucleus. The field sits at the intersection of nuclear physics and materials science, requiring particle accelerators, immense energy, and patience for extremely low yields. The payoff is everything from cancer treatments to space probe power sources to the fundamental expansion of the periodic table.

Example: "The lab synthesized element 117, adding a new row to the periodic table. The sample consisted of exactly three atoms that existed for milliseconds before decaying. Atomic number engineering had succeeded, though no one would ever hold element 117 in their hand. The periodic table grew; human ambition grew with it."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

Cause Numbers

A prescription of benzos (i.e. Xanax, Klonopin, Ativan, &/or Valium). Called Cause Numbers because I always wake up in jail with a new cause number after taking 1 too many.

I woke up in the drunk tank again, beaten and with no memory of what charges I was being held on. Blame it on those Cause Numbers again!

by OJ Skrimpson March 15, 2026

Time number

a second is a time unit a minute is 60 seconds an hour is 3600 seconds a day is 86400 seconds or 24 hours or 1440 minutes a week is 604800 seconds and 10080 minutes and 168 hours 7 days 30 699/1600 days in a month or 2592629 seconds to the nearest second. 43210 minutes rounded. 720 hours rounded.

so the numbers are 1 of the same thing is itself, 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, 30 days rounded 60 obvi, 168 hours in week, 720 hours, 1440 minutes, 10080 minutes, 43210 minutes, 86400 seconds, 604800 seconds, 2592629 seconds

No way is 43210 a time number it's so obvious! thats 4 to 0-

by chargingvindiction4 February 25, 2025