National Trap Queen Day

October 5th:
A day to appreciate and repost your trap queen!
A girl whom you just wanna cook pies with and drive your matching Lambos. Everybody hating but you just call them fans tho.

Person #1: Yo whos that girl you posted on your story??
Person #2: It's October 5th man, national trap queen day!. That's my trap queen!

by iluvfettywap October 3, 2021

National Suck Dick Day

A day where girls can suck anyone’s dick and the men cannot say no, lands on every June 30th

girl: hey you know what today is?
guy: June 30th?
girl: yea, it’s also national suck dick day, so get on the bed

by justahomiev.2 June 25, 2019

National Ass Slap Day

On April 25th, 2018. YOU have to Slap he/she ass, no matter how close you are with the person

Slap the person Ass on National Ass Slap Day

by X8x8x8x8x8xskwkc May 30, 2018

National Glizzy Gobble Day

The day in which you or your partner gobble glizzy on November 6th

Hey Sarah did you know that today is national glizzy gobble day
Yes and I hope that you are ready

by Yös November 1, 2020

National fuck teacher day

9th October national fuck teacher day fuck your teacher

National fuck teacher day fuck your teacher

by Fortnite god 🙏 October 6, 2020

National kick ball day

On April 13 kick a guys balls

”Hey can i grab your boobs?”

*kick in the balls*

”Happy kick ball/grab boob day motherfucker”

National kick ball day :)

by Revenge42069 April 9, 2021

National Suck Dick Day

When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are

Aye, its National Suck Dick Day, maybe this nut won't make me want to kill myself.

by Pmekacca May 28, 2018