1st of March

Best day, best day, best day. Only good day . Every other day I cry.

Person 1: It is 1st of March woohoo
Person 2:It will be crying time tomorrow

by EpicFortniteChad21 November 29, 2020

No Mutt March

The month where people of the internet finally get a break from that furry shit. if a furry is caught. not only do we send them to furry jail where they serve a sentence til the end of the month they also get marked a furry til their account expires.

Random Person: Hey did you know No Mutt March is popping up?

Fur: OwO what? who came up with this?

by That One Pastel Baka! December 31, 2020

No nut march

march towards no nut
originated from the floor gang's creator

"haha big booba pixar auntie aha"
-silence wench, its no nut march

by siwnhs March 12, 2021

Anderson Charles March

Literally the ugliest ass there is out there he will be nice tho the boys but when it comes to girls he is literally the devil if you meet an Anderson Charles March DONT TRY TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND ITS GOING TO END BADLY…but if your a boy you might have some luck

Girl: someone bullied me today

Boy: was it Anderson Charles March😏
Girl: HOW DID YOU KNOW

by Ariana lol June 27, 2021

no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.

boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"

by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021

No Mock Gov March

In March you need to stop moderating/talking in all Discord mock government servers and touch some grass.

Hey dude it's No Mock Gov March tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot!

by Shortsiee November 10, 2021

16th of March

You kill cats, bit you always get away with i.

Cat owner: Omg you killed my cat
You: I was born on the 16th of March
Cat owner: Oh,ok…

by You are very be November 24, 2021