michael newton

A really cool dad

Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"

Child- "Yeah my cool dad"

by Oli's dictionary July 11, 2022

Michael Abuse

This is abuse against Michaels and is highly discriminative

No that's rude that's michael abuse

by DonteatmushroomsILK July 13, 2022

michael is a nyash warrior

An idvidual named michael is on a long and far mission on the journey for nyash

michael is a nyash warrior

by Pxnda July 17, 2022

Michael Leone

Future Congressman of TN01

Michael Leone will defeat Diana Harshbarger by 50 points.

by SeaPancakes July 22, 2022

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

Michael

The most amazing and nice guy you will ever meet, Michael is incredibly cute and handsome and is there for you when you need him the most, Michael is super easy to talk to and just makes everyday that much nicer, Michael is perfect in every single way, be like Michael.

Guy: Did you hear that Michael got with Lawson?
Guy 2: Lawson is so lucky!

by LockyDaBoi July 24, 2022

Michael Duane

A smokin' HOT man with long, beautiful hair, and huge, sexy muscles (better to choke you with, my dear 😈).... His hypnotic baby blue eyes will rock your world (and make you drop your panties).... And although he may have the devilish power of charm and ability to evoke feelings you never knew you could have so INTENSELY (like Lucifer Morningstar), his all Irish name means "Little Dark One Like God"...
Truly, Michael is the Archangel... He will fight off dragons and any evil forces which try to hurt his beloved. Michael Duane is fiercely loyal and fights for Justice. ⚖️
Aside from being a little hot-headed and stubborn, Michael is adaptable and always knows how to make people smile. Has many friends but calls them "good acquaintances"... But not to worry, it isn't so difficult to up that ranking 😎
Overall, Michael Duane is absolute DYNAMITE packed in a cute lil petite body, and you will never leave an unsatisfied customer when you request his services... He can make you laugh everyday, just by being his goobery self. He can take you over the edge, in every way/sense imaginable. He will turn your world upside down, but you'll love every minute of it😈
Never miss out on a chance to say hello and gaze into the eyes of a Wizzard called Michael Duane 💙

1. "Did you hear about Michael Duane?"
2. "No, did he die or something?"
1. "No!!! He stole someone's girl again!!!"
2. "That ridiculously sexy bastard......"

by ilovemichaelduane July 26, 2022