The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017
Get the A Jake Brightmanmug. Really the most fucked up guy in the world. Sometimes Jake Gallagher is known to look at children while they sleep
by Foreskin god 450 sike 420 July 14, 2020
Get the Jake Gallaghermug. Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree
by Sarah from Colorado August 9, 2015
Get the jake cowperthwaitmug. by Kkkoolkidsklub51836 March 22, 2025
Get the Jakemug. this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 9, 2022
Get the jakemug. Jake is a feeling, Jake is a mentality. Jake can be every feeling. It’s good and bad. If your having a bad day your feeling a bit Jake and if your having a good one your feeling a bit Jake too.
by Joey766 January 27, 2022
Get the Jakemug. The name of a badass handicapped marine who goes to space and becomes a tall strong blue alien. Then kicks the s*** out of a mining corporation.
Person1:did you hear what jake just did
Person2:no what
Person1:he beat a mining corporation
Person2: that’s really cool
Person2:no what
Person1:he beat a mining corporation
Person2: that’s really cool
by anonymous May 25, 2021
Get the Jakemug.