Fire Fidgetosis

The diagnosis of someone who constantly pokes a fire until effectively putting it out.

Dan - “Phil, stop messing with they fire.”
Phil- Continues poking around the wood.. “I’m fixing it”.....fire goes out
Bill- “what’s his problem?”
Dan- “he’s got fire fidgetosis, man”.

by Sparkie3 August 30, 2018

Firing Squad

When your squad goes to a public bathroom and begin urinating at the same time, creating a loud urination noise.

After the movie Tiko and his buddies went to the bathroom and began a firing squad.

by Tiko IWNL September 3, 2018

Trailer Fire

A label used to describe someone super trashy, because “train wreck” is played out. See also Kartrashian Scale.

Seriously, what’s with that family? Did you see the trailer fire that Rob Kardashian married?!

by Robin Hoodlum September 15, 2018

cooper fire

A really really big fire

Woah man this is a cooper fire

by Kjrsugarpants September 15, 2018

Fire

Really cool, good, or awesome.

Your Outfit Is fire . That party was so fire.

by Coolgirl347 October 3, 2018

New Jersey Fire Hydrant

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)

Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”

by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018

set a bird on fire

Animal cruelty.

See also: kicking the dog

HOLY SHIT, YOU JUST SET A BIRD ON FIRE! PETA'S GONNA FUCK YOU OVER, BRUV!

by Verdigris May 13, 2018