Hit by a Tree scenario

A scenario, usually brought up at work, in which a tree falls ontop of you the next day.

Usually this is brought up to force you to document your work, so others can continue/finish it if something would happen to you, whether this is you actually dying or you getting replaced by someone cheaper.

Alice: "I just pushed IEEE 802.11mc to the main repo, there is still a lot of work to do."
Bob: "Don't forget the hit by a Tree scenario"

by biosboii November 19, 2023

Spitty hit

A small yet POWERFUL hit from a bong, pipe, joint etc. that may or may not hit u back much harder.

I have asthma so I can only take spitty hits

I don’t wanna get that high will u just pack me a spitty hit

by Cooter check February 11, 2021

Joining your hits

I go where you go.

“What are your plans tonight?” “I’m joining your hits!”

by Ktbswagg November 2, 2021

knew what it was hitting for

You know what’s up , prior to doing or getting something

Jason knew what it was hitting for before he left group.

Kita knew what it was hitting for when she bought the dress

by Momma 🤍 October 4, 2023

Hitting the turbz

Going fast in your car

Christian thinks he can be hitting the turbz but when he try's his crappy 240sx breaks down.

by Hitting the Turbz May 20, 2017

Hit an ambulance

When you leave a treat, for example chocolates, on an ambulance. Usually on the windscreen or door, for the paramedic to receive when they go back to their ambulance

Today I hit an ambulance with cans of coke and a cake

by Emmac24 November 15, 2020

Hit

To fuck something/someone.

Person 1: Dude, would you hit that?

Person 2: I'd hit that so hard, if you could pull me out, you'd be the king of England.

by Gabe Unick March 4, 2009