Boner

Contrary to popular belief, a vagina

“Now put your erect weenie in my boner.”

by Vaselinepalms March 5, 2021

boner factory

A girl who is responsible for causing boners everywhere she goes.

Chanelle Nasser is such a boner factory.

by Matty0573 June 14, 2024

Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.

Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.

by Rockkickass November 5, 2014

Boner snoring

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time

Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed

by Punkazilla April 17, 2015

science boner

When you get very excited about some science fact; whether hear or talk about what you know in such subject.

Dude, I had a science boner watching Brian Greene and the explanation of gravitational waves on TV!

by Aruoliveira August 14, 2016

Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

Boner

Synonym: Erection
Pronunciation: Bouner
Noun

When the blood in the penis rises and the penis sticks up and becoming hard af

It's almost impossible to pee while having a boner

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje May 26, 2022