Bangs

A haircut worn almost exclusively by women, which is often a direct visual indicator of an emotional crisis. This concept has somehow established itself as a universal rule. Where or when it originated is unclear.

G: "I guess she is not taking you guys braking up very well?"
A: "You saw the Bangs?"
G: "Yeah man... it’s bad."

by Dante Thunderstone 69 December 1, 2022

steam banged

When you open the oven or the lid to a pot of soup and get a face full of steam that clouds your glasses, thus leaving you momentarily impaired.

I got steam banged pulling my pizza out of the oven and almost burned myself.

by Discount Soups Emporium January 28, 2023

Muk-bang

(N.) - a gangbang that happens in Mukilteo, Washington

“I can’t believe the Kamiak JV tennis team all pulled up to KT’s crib for a Muk-bang, what the hell? “

by Muk Bangers September 24, 2021

Bang bang

Hmmm lemme think ah yes it's sex but with a little twist. Now my dear children bang bang is a "slang" word for sex....ya know

Hey man we bang banged so hard last night

by Bisexual teehee August 29, 2020

Basin bang

A basin bang is when you bang your girlfriend or a random girl you just scored in a public washroom.

Usually it’s a quickie sex session in the washroom of a bar, club, brewery, restaurant or gym!

Mostly takes place on the basin or toilet seat.

“Where’s Rob and Jen? They’ve been gone for a long time”
“Oh... bet they’re having a basin bang”

“That basin bang screwed up my injured back, the seat was too low”

“That chick and me had a hot basin bang at the pub. She got stuck on the tap, it flooded and we had to call 9-1-1” !!

by Madame GenX May 12, 2021

bang out

descriptive of a situation that turns out badly or was of lower quality than of that expected or first advertised

"Bang out kevs gone off with that bloke from the pub to partake in some prison sex behind the tramp farm"

by Norv March 29, 2004

Big Bang

A fandom event that anonymously pairs writers with artists to create illustrated fan fiction by a specified deadline.

That big bang fanfiction on archiveofourown had three authors.

by visionairy March 21, 2024