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shit'fo brains

No way, that kid so thick he got shit'fo brains
by t33love-vizzyguy December 29, 2021
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Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.
Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”
by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022
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Blue Brain

Term to describe someone who seems to have lost all of their intelligence after dying their hair blue.
That girl over there is the dumbest girl I know. She is a blue brain.
by BestD!ck5uck3r March 16, 2022
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Brain Teasers

The Brain Teasers make your brain funny "Moonlight nigga why you trippen get your moonlight yuh"
by SSSyourdad March 25, 2022
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Brain Cancer

When someone gives you immaculate brain and warps your perception of reality so much to where you got to much brain and now it’s not alive.
Shawty brain so good it gives me brain cancer
by IBeDoingWork March 28, 2022
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Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022
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Brain

Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
by Grabacr January 28, 2022
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