Jake knows how to write a really good paper on procrastination. He is intelligent but is also the type of guy to randomly hug trees in the forest, and on occasion say "Ah that dude's got a big wagen."
by Kieranscock December 7, 2021

jakes are usually nice but complete weirdos. jakes are usually players and will cheat on you. jakes are usually idiots and do not know what they are doing. if you see a jake be prepared.
by reeeeebooty October 1, 2019

Saxon may seem like his cock is as long as his hockey stick. all people can talk about is his king cobra swinging between your thighs but what about his amazing personality, or his perfect smile, or his hot dad. his dads so hot. if you date this sweet loving boy be weary of holly thats the snake we should talk its way more important than saxons snake xx. holly wants your man so watch out
by sneakylink 1019 May 5, 2024

by lorain marquin June 25, 2017

by 420Lil March 28, 2022

A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.
I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ?
No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !
No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !
by SJP1992 January 24, 2018
