Candy pants

Someone snobby and self centred, who thinks that they’re better than anyone else.

Person 1 : “Do you know John?”
Person 2: “Yeah… he’s such a candy pants!”

by ronmark1 May 11, 2022

liar pants

: someone who needs reassurance

: someone who enjoys cheese

: someone who plays chess

Yeah, I broke up Denis he’s a liar pants.

by 343connor January 6, 2025

Jody Girl Pants

Any type of pants that you would not normally wear, as they are not your style and you would probably make fun of anyone else wearing them, yet you would wear them to impress a girl no matter how stupid they look.

Look at Billy wearing his Jody Girl Pants, he must be going on a date.

by BFBill March 24, 2024

Captain sappy pants

Someone is like a sap but the king of saps

Elisha your a proper captain sappy pants

by Captain parcel pants January 5, 2020

Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you

Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022

Pants

What god invented to assure us that yes, he truly hates us.

Guy:Dude, fuck pants.

God: No, FUCK YOU.

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

Pantelis

Fucking God giant cock

Omg it's pantelis close the windows hide my wife!

by KingLonhs November 23, 2021