Ur Mom

Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom

Ur mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

ur bad

Something someone toxic usually would say. And, i bet most of us have seen atleast 1 person say this. If not, ur bad

Person 1: how am i dying
Person 2: lol u get rekt
Person 1: i bet its lag lol
Person 2: ur bad
Person 1: ur bad

Person 2: ur bad
Person 1: ur bad

Person 2: ur bad
Person 1: ur bad

Person 2: ur bad
Person 1: ur bad

Person 2: ur bad
Person 3: stop
Person 1 & Person 2: glares at person 3
Person 3: wh-
Person 1: Get out.
Person 2: ur bad

by COCACOLAESPUMA December 4, 2020

ur mum

The defenition of 'ur mum', coming from the ancient greek mythology as 'ureono mummus', is a term often used by people who try to convince the person they are talking to, as a form or manner to tell them they are 'gay'.

'Hey how are you doing?', friend 1 said.
'ur mum', friend 2 replied.

by Banaan1234 September 14, 2020

ur mom.

a reply to litterally anything.

"Whatcha doing?"
"ur mom."

"Knock kncok"
"whos there'
"ur mom."

"Hi-"
"UR MOMM"

by sunflowerseeds88q4854353nf August 12, 2022

ur sister mister

ur sister mister- the ultimate comeback that can never be countered so you always win with.

jeff: ur grandpap a trap

dave: ur sister mister

everything dies the earth implodes and the big bang happens again

by ur mum gay lol May 16, 2018

ur mum

ur mum is pretty much ur mum aka also known as ur mother and ur mum is a very common occurrence in a conversation with your friend

if u were talking u say "hello my g ur mum looks leng"

by mr super leng guy April 5, 2022

Ur Mom

A fat hoe with childern who are utter failures.

"Your' gay" "That's not what ur mom said last night"

by Dean Baquet April 7, 2022