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Badussy War I

The Badussy War I was the first floptropican war.

Belligerents:
-Da Boyz Union
State of Chad
Empire of Mew
Republic of Rizzler
-Kingdoms of Floptropica (before our time, Floptropica did not exist yet.)
Kingdom of Jiafei
Kingdom of Cardussy Beech
Dynasty of Nickussi Moanaj
State of Megussy Thee Stallion
Republic of Cupcakkina
3435 Kingdom
Various Potaxie Tribes

The first battle happened at the Lighthouse of Flops, Avocado City, in the Northwestern Potaxie Tribe Territory.
Casualties: 21
Daboyzz - 6
Flops - 15

The second battle striked at the Bojayna City in Cupcakke Republic, with the Da Boyz Union taking over the entire Republic in a few days.

The kingdoms of Nickussy Moanaj, Jiafei, 3435, Cardussy Beech and Megussy Thee Stallion formed into the Republic of Flop. (Better known as Floptropica)

Lana Del Rey, a general in the war fought at the battle of Positions Port, 3435 Kingdom.
Del Rey died after the 420th unit of skibidi kids tortured her.

All the kingdoms would push out the Da Boyz Union away from the sacred lands of Floptropica, to preserve it for the four other wars to come.

-TREATY OF JIAFEINA-
The Da Boyz Union shall never attack Floptropica until this treaty expires.
Floptropica will gain all of its stolen lands back.
The Da Boyz Union will pay for the 69 people dead of Floptropica, with 12 of them being from endangered Potaxie Tribes, having to be preserved.
Person 1: omg i ate my grandma in the Badussy War I!!!!
Person 2: omg thats slander!
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post war italy design

salesman's term used when selling a house that needs a lot of work in a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood.
We'd like to buy in a neighborhood that has some post war Italy design houses are available.
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Belgian Waffle War

When two guys take turns smack each other in the face with their dicks until someone’s nose bleeds
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Star Wars

The story about how a farmer boy became involved with a terrorist organisation after the government killed his guardians. He then kills millions in a missile strike.
Thousands of war crimes were committed in Star Wars: The Clone Wars
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poo war ship

A war ship used by the navy that stores human waste (poo) which comes to 'poo war ship'. Which is used to .and signals
Poo war ship is a ship that carries poo.
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tease war

The act of a significant other, by dressing slutty or skanky. In order to impress on the opposite sex that they wish for favors or items at no cost.
She told me that her and her friends are going on a tease war! I cant believe she would do that to me!

Dude, your girlfriend is competing in a tease war, you need to dump her.

Did you see the way she was dressed? Its obvious she is in a tease war.
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plant wars

1. - Contest to see who has the best weed.
2. - Smoking a shit ton of good weed - (As in going to war with your smoking buddies on a big fat sack.)
"Don't get into no plant wars with B-Real!"
"Don't bring brick weed to plant wars, fool."
"After the plant wars I didn't know what decade it was."
"Uhhh...something something...plant wars....uhhhh....what?"
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