Sloth Top

A top who is too lazy to actually do anything, or one that just lays and lets the bottom do all the work.

"...and he didn't want to do anything, he just lay there the entire time." "Oh! He's a sloth top."

by Profiti August 05, 2022

Top Minus

A guy who says he is a top. After a few minutes of fooling around, he asks you to breed him.

This top minus was so annoying last night, I asked him like three times if he would top before coming over.

by PigRugger August 10, 2022

Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 10, 2018

Dimension top

When you get such good head that you get sent into a different dimension.

Yo bro your mum gave me dimension top this morning, I just got back.

by datPussyHalaal June 09, 2021

cold top

When a person sucks on ice just before giving head.

Shit dude! My girlfriend gave me some cold top last night too! I'm still not sure how I feel about it...

by Omnipresent Sentinel January 20, 2016

Top Long

When a filthy whore in the tri-state area (Mostly Atlantic city and surrounding towns) gives you a fat sloppy slippery BJ for a long long time or at least until she chokes or passes out from lack of oxygen to her brain.

Ayo my nigga, remeber dat stanky hoe from last night at Duck Town she dun gave me top long behind the dumpster

by ACTrash69 November 11, 2021

Top Long

Top Long is when a bitch give you top for a long time

Damn nigga dat bitch a hoe she dun gimma dat top long ma nigga

by ACTrash69 November 11, 2021