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Slovakian alabama ass suck

an orgy between Slovakians and Alabamans to see who can win the purple pickle battle also country roads has to be playing in the background to be true
man I got caught up in a Slovakian alabama ass suck last night
by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019
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Junior Sucks Ass Day.

On the 12 April any boy named Junior would have to get on his knees and suck ass for National Suck Ass Day. They will be forced to slip and slide their tongues around your boohole while performing a sexual slurping sound.
Junior Sucks Ass Day.
Girl: "Junior? Can you suck my ass?"..
Junior: "Sure!! anything for you mluv"
*Girl faces ass to him*
*Junior gagzz and slurps*

THE END of Junior Suck Ass Day.
by ShotCaller_Tingz April 11, 2019
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Suck your nan day

by Jack69696969696969 October 1, 2020
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On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick
Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is

Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
by theothegod April 12, 2019
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suck the chrome off a ball hitch

a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.
"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."
by anti March 6, 2005
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Papa sucked a brand new bag

One of James Brown's most famous songs.
In this song, the godfather of soul did not yell out uh ah grunt maceo
by andy1 June 8, 2005
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Disregard that, I suck cocks

A phrase used by someone who posts on a forum or when in discussion when they make an opinionated claim with no real proof. Rather they are speaking from emotion and how they "think" something is or should be.

Then when someone corrects them of their mistakes, they own up to their failure, in turn making them a reasonable individual.

Ignorance is not a problem, its when you are shown the facts and still believe otherwise. That is the true crime.
Topic and Original Poster: "Guns should be banned forever, Britain did it and look how well they are doing!"

Reasonable Individual: "Gun crime doubled in Britain after they banned firearms. this includes armed robbery, burglary, sexual assault and other acts of violence.

why would a CRIMINAL care about a gun ban?

all they succeeded in doing is disarm rightful citizens from protecting themselves from being hurt.

Is a rapist going to attack you if hes staring down the barrel of a revolver?

Now, how likely do you think a rapist is going to commit a crime now that he knows you cannot legally own a firearm. and if you do shoot him...now your the criminal and hes the victim... well played.

Original Poster: "Disregard that, I suck cocks. I see your point."
by Nazi Liberal November 17, 2009
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