David Karnaghan

absolute fucking unit
big muscly daddy

owner of all the shuggenns
god himself

i wan david karnaghan to fuck me so hard

by @trollyeakinreal October 27, 2022

David

David is a very sexy nigga who pulls all the chicks he also pulls your mum and dad

David.. hes so sexy

by Yourmum63 November 23, 2021

David tepper

A guy who seems to enjoy keeping people on edge, then doing something to make them think he's one of them, and not a feudal lord or king in a castle.

David Tepper is never going to be on your side if you're a Panthers fan, he doesn't have to be.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

David

A huge gym dude who drinks protein like water and his sweat is dried up and made into pre-workout.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.

“Have you seen them dump trucks in gym? They are all DAVIDS.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”

by Your moms crush November 21, 2021

Andrew, lucas, david, and henry

Group of very dumb idiots who need to get a life.

Dang they are a group of Andrew, lucas, david, and henry

by Someone_On_This_earth October 19, 2020

David Bassil'ed

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "David Bassil" them off the track.

Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!

by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019

David

David is the kind of guy that you always want to be around. He's always super funny and a joy to talk to. He's cool with whatever anyone wants to do and can make a bad day a good one. I also heard that he has a HUGE cock.

"David makes me so happy whenever I see him"

by PoluxL December 2, 2021