Jake

A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity

"Hey look at this dude"

"He looks like a child molester"

Yeah I know right what a Jake"

by brutha is gay August 21, 2022

Jake

Someone who is based as fuck

Person 1: "Capitalism is unsustainable and should be replaced"
Person 2: Thats such a Jake thing to say

by nvidiahascrashed November 24, 2021

Jake

Someone who thinks that they're a bad boy, usually with the bio, "Jake/badboy/has a dark secret". Most Emily's fall for them.

"Jake is my crush guys."
"Really Emily? You know hes my crush!"

by realfairycaughtoncamera June 27, 2021

Jake

The biggest dickhead ever you'll ever meet. Jake can be a boy or girl and you will never know what they are. If they are a boy he will have the lowest amounts of testosterone ever humanely possible.

Woah she has more testosterone than Jake.

by Boomerangg May 18, 2023

jake

he picks rice all day with his massive shlong and like to play videogames naked

hey jake he is a nonce

by jakethebigman69 April 27, 2021

Jake

A guy who’s girlfriend is an annoying Whiney looney who only comments in about herself. She is always hungry and wants her nails done. No one wants to hang out with her but the Jake keeps bringing her around

“Oh my god bruh his girlfriend is so annoying why does he still bring her around, no one likes her.”

“yea I know, he’s being a Jake.”

“I think we all know a Jake”

“Don’t be a Jake”

by Redneckdog302 April 14, 2019

Jake

Jake is a boy who’s a big dick with a small pickle

Named his testicles the Jim and ben

BiGGg dork and idiot and meanie poop

Jake puts on a front of this “tough guy” but is actually really sweet and caring, he’s just scared of people getting to know the real him and then disliking it

Jakes a great person who’s NiCE to his FRIENDS

Guy: why are you like this
Jake: I’m a jake tahts what I do

by i am a persn April 4, 2021