Jake Tiry

Jake Tiry is the lowest of lowest life forms on earth. Calling someone a Jake Tiry means you have been known to abuse all living things in life. Jake Tiry would be the equivalent of being a blob of cum on the bottom of a fat whores vagina lips after having someone shit and piss on said whore and then being fucked by a horse.
Hey Dave, your being a Jake Tiry. Your better than that!
Jan walking down the street notices someone kicking a dog. Jan yelled out "Hey Jake Tiry stop that!"
by nonyabitch July 08, 2019
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jake sheehan

Someone who is addicted to smelling fully loaded tacos with mustard
Oh my! Why are you being a Jake Sheehan?
by Srndn3 January 09, 2020
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Jake Justino

A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.
Guy#1: Yo did you hear about JAKE JuSTinO!?!
Guy#2: YEAH MAN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS SCHLONG
by mattcris4n May 24, 2020
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Jake le

Sexy Asian kid that makes girls wetter then niagra falls
Jake Le is making all the girls over there so wet
by Orrange_ January 19, 2022
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Jake Laidlaw

Often abreviated by the names:
Red
Ranga
Ginge
Steam
Boon
Can often be described as a stout babboon looking creature with pace to match
Its a red bird, its a red plane! no its Jake Laidlaw as he scatters past
by Sam Neville June 29, 2011
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jake’s girlfriend

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.
look there’s jake’s girlfriend she’s so pretty
by lovergirllx March 08, 2024
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Sam and Jake

Sam and Jake are so fit
by nuxxi February 23, 2023
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