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slap a wanker day

On 3 March you get to slap a wanker this is someone who you ethier hate or you think is an absolute idiot

You basicly get a free pass to slap everyone you see
Person 1 : hey *slap*
Person 2 : what was that for

Person 1 : is slap a wanker day
by Cd1*caeb050329 January 1, 2020
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slap da bonky

A ghetto female or ratchets interpretation of slapping their opponent after hearing them talk "shit"
TiTi : Gurl, Derell wants this body not your musty ass!

Sharkeisha: You better shut your mouth before I slap da bonky!

TiTi : You ain't gonna do shit....
by Nigguhless January 9, 2014
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Sticky magma slap

When one proceeds to ejaculate into ones hand and slaps there partner with said hand
"Are u ready to receive this sticky magma slap, I'm going to strike you with the hand of Satan"
by Changingroomtodd July 28, 2016
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Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.
Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.
by Lambda70 March 13, 2011
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Slap a Dem Day

Ex. "Hey Bobby, it's Slap a Dem day!"
Bobby got slapped.
by messofmalarkey January 11, 2021
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Slap Ass Day

Slap ass day is a different version of the last slap ass week but it’s only for a day
Boy”grabs ass”
Girl”WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Boy”It’s slap ass day
by GOD V9 January 12, 2020
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Wet hotdog slap

When a hotdog has been soaked for exactly 32 hours, 37 minutes, and 49 seconds, in water that is exactly 43 degrees Fahrenheit with a windspeed of 12 mph. After all that you take out the hotdog the throw it at someone.
Last night I got wet hotdog slapped and it was great”
by Kool kid 68 November 20, 2017
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