shit-ton

Defined literally as 20 hundredshits, where one hundredshit equals 112 shits in the Imperial System (long or gross hundredshit) and 100 shits in the U.S. System (short or net hundredshit). Furthermore, a shit-ton-force refers to 2,000 shit forces, which is a hell of a lot (i.e. a shit-ton) of Newtons.

"We just received a shit-ton of corned beef from Europe."

by NearLight March 1, 2009

shit box

butthole or butt region

He tongue jacked her shit box

by bm November 10, 2003

nigger shit

When a white person shits as bad as a black person.

Bob took a nigger shit weighing in at over 20 Courics.

by MrJefferson May 29, 2010

shit housed

This term for being extremely intoxicated is a variation of the term "shit faced." It is commonly used in the military, particularly in the Marines and Navy bases in Hawaii.
Can also be phrased as simply "shit house."

I got so shit housed last night that I woke up in K-Bay next to some random marine.

Dude, it's only 6 p.m. and you're already shithouse.

by Texarkana February 12, 2006

shit-on-a-stick

Expression of dissapointment or frustration.

aw, shit-on-a-stick!

by Alan L December 6, 2003

Shit on Wheels

A word to describe arrogant people who are popular and think they're cool but actually impaired intelligence.

Shit on Wheels: ''I'm cool. Screw You.''
Normal person: ''You shit on wheels.''

by reaos June 11, 2007

69er shits

The 69er shits, is a six second shit and 9 minutes to wipe cause your asshole keeps puckering up.

I was out drinking all night, and now I have the 69er shits

by NDR Lundgrin December 25, 2007