Cunt punch

When someone’s a push over and a mood kill

He/she is such a cunt punch

by Big Aussie cunt December 30, 2019

Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

punching the goose

When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch

After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.

by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018

Pussy Punch

A term used when eating a girl out while she is on her period

“Yo dude, I accidentally pussy punched my girlfriend last night.”

by That real ass mutha fucka December 16, 2023

It's better than a punch in the face.

A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.

'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'

by Bob6372 January 4, 2024

Hydroponic punch

When you walk into a grow and smell, just punches you in the nose and gives you a bloody nose

Guy one: hey man smell these dabs Guy two: Damn man that’s got that “hydroponic punch “

by SpecterPatronum! December 24, 2022

Punch

A hit with a closed fist

Molly punched micheal

by Gagey112343 May 11, 2022