non-penis

Dad: "Can you grab me something that is a non-penis?"

You: "Yeah, how about this vagina, or the pamphlet?"

Dad: "Perfect!"

Mom: "Who wants cream soda?"

You and Dad: "Me!"

by philadave69 May 17, 2009

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dead penis

Noun:
A term used for some poor son of a bitch who finds out that his really hot girlfriend he has been showing off to his friends and family for the last 3 months is in fact a shemale.

Verb:
Dead penising
A guy who decides to screw his 'girlfriend' anyway after finding out she is in fact a shemale because he realizes that his whole fucking life is over anyway and he might as well get what he can. Usually followed by self castration while listening to some really shitty emo music.

Hey, what happened to Wally?

Hey man, leave him alone...he's just a dead penis now.

Poor bastard! By the blood coming from his groinal area, seems like he did some dead penising.

by Kronen V May 6, 2010

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Giant Penis

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MCFLY -giant penis

by redlightyes April 19, 2009

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Penis Wife

Any woman that marries her husband because of his enormous schlong. Charming good looks and character have nothing to do with the marriage. It is simply for the silo of a sex organ that can train her night after night.

Dude 1: Your phone is ringing this time of night?
Dude 2: Yup, it must be his penis wife calling because she hasn't been pounded since this morning.

by Liebers December 25, 2008

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