Jaimon's Engine Eggs

-When someone (if you know you know) cooks eggs at the campsite and finger bangs them with his mechanic oil stained fingers instead of using a spatula.

"Her food preparation skills scare me so much I would rather eat Jaimon's Engine Eggs instead"

by slaytotheslayslay December 10, 2025

egg donor

selling ur eggs on the black market

“yo my bich bianca is an egg donor, she selling her eggs all over the black market.”

by 🍒👼🏼💌🍯 February 14, 2018

Give someone your thunder egg

To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.

Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.

by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021

Chicken Egg and Cheese

A chopped female who is stinky and just reminds you of a shitty breakfast sandwich

"Yo slim that girl over there is a Chicken Egg and Cheese." Says Deejay Pauly. "Nah, odee twin she chip and dale."

by deejay slim March 26, 2025

Egg

When your waiting for your mum to get off the phone to tell her that you at six LEGO pieces

Mum I swallowed lego and my vision is fading also egg

by Epic fortnite win June 17, 2019

Oof Eggs

Slang: Supermarket eggs with googly eyes that couple up with names such as oofphelia and oofscar. Find Oofarens complaining to store managers worldwide about oof eggs and get yours today!!

Orginates from the Latin origin of oof.

I went to the store to buy oof eggs and had to complain to the manager about one of them having just one eye

by Oofing oof cakes February 16, 2021

you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016