shit and piss and cum

when you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude

by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020

The Leaning Tower of Piss

a dick that has been jerked off so much with 1 hand that it leans in the opposite direction

I gave my friend a The Leaning Tower of Piss.

by Juggles July 07, 2006

piece of piss

something that you don't like, something that sucks, isn't fun & etc.

I hate this car, it's such a "piece of piss."

by PrincessLocs May 14, 2018

pissing the night away

For one to drinks tons of alcohol and whenever they get done piss the rest of the night

Man Aric is so damn drunk hes just going to be pissing the night away like its no ones business.

by loolur June 21, 2008

god's piss

Blanche de Chambly beer. It can be bought in few locations in the United States, but can readily be found and consumed in Toronto, Canada.

My two boys and I were smacking on outrageously spicy hot wings in Toronto, Canada, admiring the picturesque blue day, when our beer pitcher of Blanche de Chambly arrived. We had never had this beer, and after the first mouth-watering moments of consuming it, my boy turned to me and said: "This beer is so fucking good that God must have pissed into the pitcher." Thus, god's piss was born.

by denali park September 01, 2009

Throw down a piss

The act of urination by persons who announce this phrase.

"Hey everyone, I'll be right back, I have to throw down a piss." or "Pardon me, but I must throw down a piss immediately."

by BassActionBastard February 25, 2010

Piss my tits

Can be used to mean anything you want e.g. anger, surprise, frustration
Can be used referring to oneself or others
Variations include:
pissing my tits,
pissing my titties,

Dude we can't go in my older brothers room or he's really gonna piss his titties!

I'm really pissing my tits over this essay.

(Guy 1 jumps out and scares guy 2) Guy 2: Holy crap! I just pissed my titties big-time!

Hey, shut up or I'm going to piss my tits!

by Lead Gorilla March 18, 2009